Dweebs at Large

Herein lies a list of scurvy sociopathic scallywags that have taken my character's life on one or more occasions during my Sea of Thieves "social experiment."

Don't get me wrong! I'm sure these folks are all fine upstanding human beings in real life. This isn't intended to be a "hit list" and these individuals should not be griefed or retaliated against in any way. We are better than that, and our actions should reflect our moral superiority.

Be warned, however, that they are unlikely to engage in any manner of civilized parley.

lotrmith
This dweeb boarded my ship and killed me despite my attempts to engage him in some manner of dialogue. I didn't get to say much more than, "Hey, wait wait wait, I don't have anything..." before he cut me into bait.

From what I can find out about him, he's a consummate PvPer.

Guilty of Murder, 24.4.2018

Oceanrider
This dweeb was part of lotrmith's crew.

Guilty of Murder, 24.4.2018

Trappin Dan
After his galleon rammed my anchored sloop, this fine upstanding gentleman stole my boat and murdered me when I respawned in the cabin. I was able to blow him away after returning to my sloop a second time.

Guilty of Murder, Ship Theft, 24.4.2018

island3r 808
After attempting to talk sense to the guy and avoid any manner of bloodshed, island3r 808 decided to shoot me with his cannon. Afterward, he chased my (empty) sloop around firing potshots in my direction. I returned fire and somehow sank his sloop.

Guilty of Murder, Griefing, 27.4.2018

Who's Next?
Given the overall toxicity of the people I've encountered, I expect there will be more to come...

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous25.4.18

    *peers at screenshot of Trappin Dan

    Maybe he was angry because his left foot got stuck in the floorboard of your sloop.

    In any case, you are a good sport to continue trying to engage these bilge rats in conversation. Sadly though I think your efforts will only yield as much reward as a two-line riddle.

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